Oh heck……

[Wilmslow]

A Bradford curry, bottle of red wine, an evening with a bunny boiler, dodgy sleep in a hot hotel room, and a diary from hell today with prickly muppets is not a good mix.

Pass the alka seltzer please……

 

[MarillionFan]

Don't forget your socks.

 

[BrilloPad]

Pass the alka seltzer please……

If you a member of the union they would make sure the management provided that free of charge.

BTW Light relief was created for threads like this. Or why not just post it in tpd?

 

[MarillionFan]

If you a member of the union they would make sure the management provided that free of charge.

BTW Light relief was created for threads like this. Or why not just post it in tpd?

Why are you talking to yourself?

 

[BrilloPad]

Why are you talking to yourself?

Because its the only way I get an intelligent conversation in general.

Seriously - you are right. I should have known better than to try to talk any sort of common sense to Wilmslow or give him any unsubtle hints as to how to stop upsetting anyone.

I am off to light relief.....

 

[Bunk]

If you a member of the union they would make sure the management provided that free of charge.

BTW Light relief was created for threads like this. Or why not just post it in tpd?

Oi! We don't want him either. He's better off in General. Specifically.

 

[BrilloPad]

Oi! We don't want him either. He's better off in General. Specifically.

I thought that tpd provided a warm welcome for everyone?

Maybe things have changed since I were a lad. Perhaps he could create a Wilmslow thread in LR for all his posts? How about "Life, the universe and everything according to Wilmslow"?

 

[Bunk]

I thought that tpd provided a warm welcome for everyone?

Maybe things have changed since I were a lad. Perhaps he could create a Wilmslow thread in LR for all his posts? How about "Life, the universe and everything according to Wilmslow"?

It does provide a warm welcome, to everyone except fictional sex pests.

 

[SimonMac]

It does provide a warm welcome, to everyone except fictional sex pests.

But us real life sex pests are welcome though?

 

[Bunk]

But us real life sex pests are welcome though?

Welcome? You'll fit right in