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A surprisingly large number of doctors smoke. They generally drink like fishes as well.Originally posted by russell View PostHe was a trained Doctor and smoked a pack of fags a day throughout his career.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Socrates gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooone.
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Is it better to live your life as you wish and go to the grave early, or wrap yourself in cotton wool and die in some lonely nursing home, stuck in front of the telly all day peeing your pants?Originally posted by russell View PostHe was a trained Doctor and smoked a pack of fags a day throughout his career.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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people who live to a ripe old age have a few gos at being old, weak and in pain.
If thats what you want then fair dos
Socrates had it once. RIP you ball kicking fool
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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<Asclepius>Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHemlock poisoning?
Oi, where's that cock you owe me?
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Socrates himself.............is particularly missed. A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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