Contact HR apparently they are trained to deal with such situations
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> How to diplomatically tell a colleague that they need to wash and use a deodorant?
Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.Comment
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The colleague is a 'him'. The client would have to give me one hell of a rate hike for me to consider that :rolleyesSleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.Comment
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You've been a very dirty girl and you need a good washing ... something along those lines? 8)Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.Comment
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