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My nice Italian gf would probably like Janey visiting. She has lesbian tendencies.Hard Brexit now!
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On a more serious note, did she really tell you that?Originally posted by sasguruMy nice Italian gf would probably like Janey visiting. She has lesbian tendencies.
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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No I'm trying to persuade her of the fact, for obvious reasons.Originally posted by FranckoOn a more serious note, did she really tell you that?
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OI I don't need a pimp!Originally posted by FranckoNo, no, I'd rather be a healthy vegetable like yourself sitting at home with windows 95 on his computer and a modem connection, and a black&white TV watchin Blair on BBC news over and over, driving home with his rusted austin maestro in grey holed and worn-out clothes.
ffs... do something now... invite Janey to your home... she might like geeky Milhouse types, who knows?
(not when you're picking up geeky statisticians anyway!!)
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That's fine so long as you're not thereOriginally posted by sasguruMy nice Italian gf would probably like Janey visiting. She has lesbian tendencies.
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Geeky statisticians are very picky anyway. They always go for the right-hand side of the Gaussian curve. That would seem to exclude you, Janey.Originally posted by janeyOI I don't need a pimp!
(not when you're picking up geeky statisticians anyway!!)
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Stop right there young lady, I have a busy afternoon ahead and that sort of image wont help.Originally posted by janeyThat's fine so long as you're not there
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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I disagree. Go right ahead and give us more detail.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanStop right there young lady, I have a busy afternoon ahead and that sort of image wont help.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanStop right there young lady, I have a busy afternoon ahead and that sort of image wont help.
I'll send you more via PM 
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Originally posted by sasguruI disagree. Go right ahead and give us more detail.
nope
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