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    #11
    PM is pointless. With proper Feng Shui principles applied to software you can just throw a lot of people on a project without even bothering to tell them what they are supposed to be doing and get a perfect result every time.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Im in the throws of hiring a new PM...unfortunately for you gimps this role is way out of your league

      Mailman

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        #13
        I'm bloody brilliant I am.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DaveB
          Compliance is the gig to have now. Infosec techies are 10 a penny these days. Making sure they did the job right and making sure people play by the rules is where the money is.
          Those that know these things will realise InfoSec = Information Security and not IT Security which = infosec techies.

          You're right of course, I've interviewed countless engineers who think they're qualified just because they walked past the security cubicle when the firewall GUI was open!!

          Older and ...well, just older!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mailman
            Im in the throws of hiring a new PM...unfortunately for you gimps this role is way out of your league

            Mailman
            throes.

            And stop trying to claim you're a big hitter - everyone knows you're a tea boy.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru
              throes.

              And stop trying to claim you're a big hitter - everyone knows you're a tea boy.
              I understood his handle gave the game away.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                I understood his handle gave the game away.
                That and his innate stupidity.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  That and his innate stupidity.
                  Heh. With all this abuse be careful that Mailman doesn't go postal.

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    throes.

                    And stop trying to claim you're a big hitter - everyone knows you're a tea boy.
                    Ask your momma about being a big hitter...cause last night she was taking the whole loaded base thing!

                    You want sugar in your tea?

                    Mailman

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mailman
                      Ask your momma about being a big hitter...cause last night she was taking the whole loaded base thing!

                      You want sugar in your tea?

                      Mailman
                      Well that would be remarkable given that my mother died when I was a kid....
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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