PM is pointless. With proper Feng Shui principles applied to software you can just throw a lot of people on a project without even bothering to tell them what they are supposed to be doing and get a perfect result every time.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Im in the throws of hiring a new PM...unfortunately for you gimps this role is way out of your league
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Those that know these things will realise InfoSec = Information Security and not IT Security which = infosec techies.Originally posted by DaveBCompliance is the gig to have now. Infosec techies are 10 a penny these days. Making sure they did the job right and making sure people play by the rules is where the money is.
You're right of course, I've interviewed countless engineers who think they're qualified just because they walked past the security cubicle when the firewall GUI was open!!
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throes.Originally posted by MailmanIm in the throws of hiring a new PM...unfortunately for you gimps this role is way out of your league
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And stop trying to claim you're a big hitter - everyone knows you're a tea boy.Hard Brexit now!
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I understood his handle gave the game away.Originally posted by sasguruthroes.
And stop trying to claim you're a big hitter - everyone knows you're a tea boy.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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That and his innate stupidity.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI understood his handle gave the game away.Hard Brexit now!
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Heh. With all this abuse be careful that Mailman doesn't go postal.Originally posted by sasguruThat and his innate stupidity.
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Ask your momma about being a big hitter...cause last night she was taking the whole loaded base thing!Originally posted by sasguruthroes.
And stop trying to claim you're a big hitter - everyone knows you're a tea boy.
You want sugar in your tea?
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Well that would be remarkable given that my mother died when I was a kid....Originally posted by MailmanAsk your momma about being a big hitter...cause last night she was taking the whole loaded base thing!
You want sugar in your tea?
MailmanHard Brexit now!
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