Cat problems

[Mrs Smith]

I have discovered something which finally works for keeping the cats from using Mr Smith's beds for their toilet.

Lion dung.

Purchased from Robert Dyas and worth every penny of the £8.99.

 

[threaded]

I use old broken slates put into the ground pointing up.

It also dissuades burglars. Yet for them Pungi sticks, coated with a concoction an old boy who'd served in Malaya taught me, concealed in the bushes, are even better.

 

[EternalOptimist]

Lion Dung my hairy ass.

And how, pray tell, do you get the moggies to eat the lion sh!te ??

 

[privateeye]

Its no longer sold in this country but there was an infra-red contraption that stuck into the ground and connected to the hosepipe - when it sensed movement it fired a jet of water at 40mph where the movement was. It was the most effective thing I used, even stopped the postman walking across the lawn. Sadly it broke and I can't find a replacement

 

[threaded]

I saw these for sale in Denmark last year. I shall report back if I see them again.

 

[wc2]

I have discovered something which finally works for keeping the cats from using Mr Smith's beds for their toilet.

Lion dung.

Purchased from Robert Dyas and worth every penny of the £8.99.

So how does Mr Smith sleep with all that smell?
Why does Mr Smith have more than 1 bed?

 

[James Tiberius Kirk]

I have discovered something which finally works for keeping the cats from using Mr Smith's beds for their toilet.

Lion dung.

Purchased from Robert Dyas and worth every penny of the £8.99.

Phaser set to kill works for me... cats are vermin & need to be destroyed... or can I come & tulip in your garden?

 

[threaded]

£80 in the UK. Do I get a finders fee?

 

[Churchill]

£80 in the UK. Do I get a finders fee?

£80 in the UK. My finders fee is £...

 

[DaveB]

I find one of these works quite nicely...