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I have popped off cherry with Elena Shotputoffovich of Lenin Memorial Athletic school! Twice! Once before the operation, once after, as she left to add ladies medal from Moscow Games to her men's medals collection!
Wilmslow, you don't know what she's up to when you're not around. I suggest texting her every half hour or so to check. And a few more texts containing sweet nothings wouldn't go amiss either.