Bob

[Mich the Tester]

MTT: Can you advise me on who can solve this issue?

Bob: I have been reading Obfuscation to Masters level at Ramananadingdong University.

MTT: Can you help us with this issue, YES or NO?

Bob: I am thinking bla bla (didn't undestand) obfuscation bla bla

MTT: YES or NO?

Bob: this is not bla bla obfuscation bla bla

 

[sasguru]

I don't know. My bob is doing an OK (not brilliant, mind) job on my plan D.
He needs close supervision I find.

 

[DaveB]

Me : Have you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, is all done in the correct way! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : Did you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, has all be done most correctly! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : I've just had the Pen Test reports. The firewall wasn't properly configured. Did you do it like I asked?

Bob : No.

 

[Mich the Tester]

WTF does this mean;

Hi Mich,

I need the details of 198 and 212 to be failed.


Thanks
Bob

 

[Mich the Tester]

Me : Have you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, is all done in the correct way! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : Did you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, has all be done most correctly! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : I've just had the Pen Test reports. The firewall wasn't properly configured. Did you do it like I asked?

Bob : No.

At least your Bob uses the words 'yes' and 'no'.

 

[malvolio]

Me : Have you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, is all done in the correct way! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : Did you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, has all be done most correctly! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : I've just had the Pen Test reports. The firewall wasn't properly configured. Did you do it like I asked?

Bob : No.

You have to realise that the sideways head wobble is a near sub-conscious way of saying "I'm not going to tell you 'No' because that would be impolite, but 'No'".

 

[doodab]

WTF does this mean;

It's a puzzle. Have you called the Numberjacks?

 

[wobbegong]

Me : Have you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, is all done in the correct way! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : Did you configured the firewall like I asked?

Bob : Oh yes, has all be done most correctly! <headwobble>

Next Day :

Me : I've just had the Pen Test reports. The firewall wasn't properly configured. Did you do it like I asked?

Bob : No.

You missed the last line . . .

Me : You're fired.

 

[NotAllThere]

I understood the head wobble to be the same as the western nod. I've seen people unaware of this fact, go almost insane with anger over it. I'm sure there will have been a few murders.

 

[Mich the Tester]

You missed the last line . . .

Me : You're fired.

Are you in a position to fire Bobs?

You lucky man.