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I wouldn't hold your breath about getting work through the site, you might have a laugh in the meantime thoughCoffee's for closers -
Fook orf you namby pamby bedwetter. Are you a cretin or a moron? If so you'll find plenty of company here.Originally posted by ACAB View Post
and thank you all for letting me in so politely. Having watched the forum for some time I was expecting a rougher ride.
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Thanks SASGuruOriginally posted by sasguru View PostFook orf you namby pamby bedwetter. Are you a cretin or a moron? If so you'll find plenty of company here.
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Originally posted by ACAB View Post
and thank you all for letting me in so politely. Having watched the forum for some time I was expecting a rougher ride.I was about to say that we were just getting warmed up, and then sasguru waded in with his unique perspective. You'll know when he really, really likes you as you'll get called a village idiot.Originally posted by sasguru View PostFook orf you namby pamby bedwetter. Are you a cretin or a moron? If so you'll find plenty of company here.
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Yep. Seatbelt on, bums against the wall and observe clinical chutney spoon hygiene.Originally posted by ACAB View Postit must be a bit like Kate Middleton joining the royal family. I will keep my seatbelt on.
Good luck!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by ACAB View PostHaving watched the forum for some time I was expecting a rougher ride.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You saw "rough ride" and suddenly you are paying attention.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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But we are as drunk..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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