Everyone's doing it....

[DaveB]

Luckily, I can take a joke.

Or kick you in the balls at the next CUK 'do'.

I'd pay to see that. Which is ironic since MF usually pays someone to do to him

 

[fullyautomatix]

MaryPoppins, when you mention online dating is it a romance you looking for or a no strings gig with random blokes ?

If it is romance, be prepared to meet some real nutters out there. If it is no strings sex you will find them even more nuttier. Either way once you have sampled them I have no doubt you will feel the need to post your experience on here and I look forward to them. Have fun.

 

[DimPrawn]

Shirley this is the perfect dating site for CUKkers?

Daily Mash Dates :: Welcome to www.thedailymashdates.co.uk

 

[Support Monkey]

A friend of mine was into internet dating and he went out with several ladies, some very nice indeed.

One day he says to me have alook at these and he shows me some pictures he had been sent from a women on this dating site they showed her in various provocative poses with various vegtables ins***, you get the drift, so anyway i says to him so how many time had you been out with her when she started sending pictures like that to which he replied "i have not been out with her yet"

 

[shaunbhoy]

he shows me some pictures he had been sent from a women on this dating site they showed her in various provocative poses with various vegtables ins***, you get the drift, so anyway i says to him so how many time had you been out with her when she started sending pictures like that to which he replied "i have not been out with her yet"

To which you obviously replied "Well what are you fooking waiting for?, Any woman that can do that with an Aubergine has to be worth a squeeze!!"

 

[MaryPoppins]

A friend of mine was into internet dating and he went out with several ladies, some very nice indeed.

One day he says to me have alook at these and he shows me some pictures he had been sent from a women on this dating site they showed her in various provocative poses with various vegtables ins***, you get the drift, so anyway i says to him so how many time had you been out with her when she started sending pictures like that to which he replied "i have not been out with her yet"

Intriguing. Different kinds at the same time you mean? Like, a pumpkin and a carrot?

 

[cailin maith]

Intriguing. Different kinds at the same time you mean? Like, a pumpkin and a carrot?

A pumpkin? Up her fannydango? OMG!!

 

[TestMangler]

A pumpkin? Up her fannydango? OMG!!

Aye, but it was sideways, so it's not as bad as it sounds

 

[MaryPoppins]

A pumpkin? Up her fannydango? OMG!!

Tee hee. Or, perhaps that classic combination of a corn-on-the-cob, and a head of broccoli?

 

[Cliphead]

Tee hee. Or, perhaps that classic combination of a corn-on-the-cob, and a head of broccoli?

That's a new one...

Classic?