Rats

[xoggoth]

My long time occasional client has gone bust and I've probably lost a whole 600 quid for various recent bits of work. I could have done without working in my christmas break too!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[sasguru]

£600 quid Zog? You should earn that in a day.

 

[xoggoth]

A day? An hour of my time should be worth that in my view. We live in an unjust world that does not properly recognise my worth.

 

[sasguru]

Indeed. Marketing skills are, unfortunately, necessary ...

 

[sasguru]

You've made me feel all bad because I wasn't sympathetic enough. What's this country coming to?

 

[sasguru]

Helpful posts? What's the world coming to?

 

[AtW]

Sorryto hear that xoggoth

 

[Fungus]

Buy a bottle of capsaicin (the active ingredient of chillis) and paint it on the doorknobs in their offices.

 

[xoggoth]

Goddam. Its 1500 quid I forgot about the previous invoice they havent paid either! I think I will go and burn their offices down.

 

[Fungus]

Or in their contact lens fluid!

Capsaicin has no effect until rubbed onto sensitive tissues. So, you'll have the pleasure of wathing them emerge from the toilets, doing a strange dance, with a pained expression on the face.