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Anal dildosOriginally posted by doodab View PostLovely."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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The first ones.Originally posted by Clippy View PostWhich type?


I forgot about the second kind, they are OK too I suppose.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Yours must be stale. Did you get them from the "discount" bin?Originally posted by Paddy View PostAnal dildosWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You can always tell a quality dictionary by its inclusion of the 1706 definition of 'éclair': 'a cake long in shape and short in duration'.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostLovely.
Gross. They always look sweaty, and that yacky choux crap filled with revolting fresh cream does nowt for me (admittedly I'm probs in the minority here)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Um, think you've posted this in the wrong thread, MP: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-sayers-2.htmlOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Gross. They always look sweaty, and that yacky choux crap filled with revolting fresh cream does nowt for me (admittedly I'm probs in the minority here)Comment
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