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    #11
    Sell the Falklands to Argentina (after telling them the seas are dotted with oil fields) for a huge sum of money.

    Then pay it to the bankers as another monthly billion pound bonus.

    Everyone's happy.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      ok, this is my final offer

      the Malvinas belong to Argentina, Argentina belongs to Wales, Wales belongs to us





      El Presidente is a bit of a MILF, or she would be if I was into the older birds, which of course I'm not.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        El Presidente is a bit of a MILF, or she would be if I was into the older birds, which of course I'm not.
        Sorry Sue Ellen. Your fantasy is shattered.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          El Presidente is a bit of a MILF, or she would be if I was into the older birds, which of course I'm not.
          She's nearly 60, I think that's more GILF territory. Definitely too old for me.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Wales belongs to us
            A friend of mine who has a degree in history so should know what he's on about, often comments that Wales is pretty much the equivalent of an English county. So if he's right then Wales already belongs to 'us'.

            I'll have Katherine Jenkins, you lot can have the rest.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              El Presidente is a bit of a MILF, or she would be if I was into the older birds, which of course I'm not.
              I actually trawled through google images to see if she was worth it.... must say a bit chipmunky and maybe 10 years too old
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #17
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                I actually trawled through google images to see if she was worth it.... must say a bit chipmunky and maybe 10 years too old
                Too much slap as well.
                ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  A friend of mine who has a degree in history so should know what he's on about, often comments that Wales is pretty much the equivalent of an English county. So if he's right then Wales already belongs to 'us'.

                  I'll have Katherine Jenkins, you lot can have the rest.
                  Mmmmmm



                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Mmmmmm



                    Oh, I don't know..... a few too many Babyshams in a dark, dingy nightclub and maybe.... just maybe...

                    As the saying goes...beauty is only a light switch away ...

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                      #20
                      That Argie is no Gilf. She's a boot!
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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