Weekend thread

[downsouth]

if the rain continues i'll be on the lookout for some wellies as i aint staying in the house with the missus's parents all weekend!!!

[Pogle]

We've got the builders in, so whatever we do will be covered in a fine layer of dust...

[EternalOptimist]

Kitchen ?

[moorfield]

School Fete tomorrow.

It's going to piss down all day and I have stupidly agreed to man a Splat-a-Rat stall.

[oracleslave]

School Fete tomorrow.

I got through that last weekend and she only starts reception class in Sep

Tomorrow is Tea with teachers at 2pm follows by cocktail party with the school head in the evening

[administrator]

School Fete tomorrow.

It's going to piss down all day and I have stupidly agreed to man a Splat-a-Rat stall.

I make sure I never volunteer unless they are absolutely desperate

As you have just seen, this weekend I are mainly be patchin' servers.

Youngest daughter's third birthday party tomorrow, apparently I am in charge of the music for pass the parcel. Oh joy...

[oracleslave]

apparently I am in charge of the music for pass the parcel. Oh joy...

That's tougher to rig than I thought, my daughter won the main prize at her own party

[MarillionFan]

I make sure I never volunteer unless they are absolutely desperate

As you have just seen, this weekend I are mainly be patchin' servers.

Youngest daughter's third birthday party tomorrow, apparently I am in charge of the music for pass the parcel. Oh joy...

Well just make sure it's a CD and steer clear of anything computer based. A three year old is not going to understand the type of 'service unavailable' messages you publish on here.

[administrator]

That's tougher to rig than I thought, my daughter won the main prize at her own party

I have strict instructions to "make sure none of the annoying or naughty children win".

Well just make sure it's a CD and steer clear of anything computer based. A three year old is not going to understand the type of 'service unavailable' messages you publish on here.

I will be taking my collection of old modem dial out noises and C64 game theme tunes. If the kids don't appreciate the beauty of the music from Last Ninja 2 they won't get any sweets.

[MarillionFan]

I have strict instructions to "make sure none of the annoying or naughty children win".

It's not the kids you need to worry about it's the parents. These days every kid is a 'winner'. Needs to be enough layers with a sweet between each layer for every kid.

Last time some kids didn't get a sweet and a couple of parents had a go at me.

Enjoy.