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It's quite apt that after I read your posts your avatar's response is exactly the same as mines.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWaste of space

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What the fook is that about???
Just having a nice cream tea and ham sandwich in my shorts before heading home on my bike. Got 27 miles on the mileage computer(20 off road) and just have to cycle the last five miles home and then time to watch some tennis.
Knee hurts a little but otherwise. Still got it!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Is that SYMog01?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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The lycra showing off your packed lunch, MF?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Just having a nice cream tea and ham sandwich in my shorts.Comment
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If I had the energy and the inclination I would start a persistent attempt to get you bannded for good. We're not there yet.Originally posted by russell View PostIt's quite apt that after I read your posts your avatar's response is exactly the same as mines.


More MF BS.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat the fook is that about???
Just having a nice cream tea and ham sandwich in my shorts before heading home on my bike. Got 27 miles on the mileage computer(20 off road) and just have to cycle the last five miles home and then time to watch some tennis.
Knee hurts a little but otherwise. Still got it!
(me me me look at me, bedwetter,wgas) 
Errr, right, thanks for that.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostRIP
Relegated to the floor of the lounge.Originally posted by norrahe View PostAnd where's the dog sleeping now?
Yep, her name is Jezabelle.Originally posted by Zippy View PostIs that SYMog01?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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