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Friday Caption Competition
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Friday Caption Competition
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
. . . and the winner of this years "most amusing anal polyp" competition iiiiiiiisssss . . . . . . Tiddles. -
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Ugly git ruins cat's chances of scoring.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Once he'd got the hand of it Tiddles found turning his owner into a Zombie slave very usefull."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Having mis-read what Richard Gere did to a hamster (allegedly), man tries to insert himself up a cat's anus.Comment
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Cat discovers new use for human and declares "Now we have 3 reasons for not wiping humans off the planet!"Coffee's for closersComment
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I do have the rugged beard but I'm much better looking than that fat git, I've often been likened to the Celtic warrior Steve Collins.Originally posted by sasguru View PostGingerjedi mistakes his cat for a hat.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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