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Friday Caption Competition
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Friday Caption Competition
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
. . . and the winner of this years "most amusing anal polyp" competition iiiiiiiisssss . . . . . . Tiddles. -
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Ugly git ruins cat's chances of scoring.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Once he'd got the hand of it Tiddles found turning his owner into a Zombie slave very usefull."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Having mis-read what Richard Gere did to a hamster (allegedly), man tries to insert himself up a cat's anus.Comment
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Cat discovers new use for human and declares "Now we have 3 reasons for not wiping humans off the planet!"Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostGingerjedi mistakes his cat for a hat.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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