oncall support

[The Lone Gunman]

Yes it will be true 24*7 cover with the following caveats:-

I will be sharing the cover with a permie colleague on a weekly rotation so I can only get pissed 2 weeks out of 4

There is an element of "best endeavours" as I cannot be expected to site by a VPN connected PC 100% of my life.

In theory the helpdesk and 1st & 2nd line support are assumed to solve 75% of calls (yeah right !)

Its probably only going to last until the injuns are up to speed (so by my thinking this means 2019) or 16th June 2006 when my current contract ends and I am unlikely to renew as its way too boring a role for my tastes

Offer them a fixed price. Then employ a numpty to field all the Noddy stuff and only call you when it hits the fan.

 

[tim123]

Am I understandting this right? You want time and a half for sitting at home watching the TV, whilst waiting by the phone just on the off-chance that someone will call?

And everyone else thinks that this is reasonable?

I'm in the wrong job.

tim

 

[eternalnomad]

Am I understandting this right?

No you are not.

The deal will be :-

1) A payment for offering the service of agreeing to remain contactable, sober, able to connect to coporate network and willing to resolve issues with a major production environment should it go tits-up outside of my currently contracted office hours.

In other words, sort of a retainer for restricting what I can and cannot do during my own personal time

2) In addition to the above, should I be contacted, the charges would start on an hourly basis or part therof.

 

[The Lone Gunman]

Before I forget, get yourself a premium rate phone number for them to use too.

 

[eternalnomad]

Before I forget, get yourself a premium rate phone number for them to use too.

Nice one !!!!!


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[vetran]

my deal

my deal

1 days money for each week you are on call. if called 2 hr minimum.

Standard time if before midnight, after midnight you come in to the office 8 hrs + 1 hr to get up + travelling time. Weekends / BH 1.5 time. Xmas etc negotiable.

15 mins average to get online, they call you first so you have that 15 minutes as thinking time.

get yourself a 3G card for data, bill use of that to them.

They supply mobile to swap between the permie & you so the help desk don't phone you when you aren't on call, they also get to pay for the 3 hour call to India to explain how to edit a text file, use tail etc. Or the 4 hour conference call about why the permie tape changer unplugged the SAN.


As you say it may well be very profitable.

 

[expat]

They supply mobile to swap between the permie & you so the help desk don't phone you when you aren't on call

Oh yes, good point! Try billing when you're called at 4 a.m. and you're not on call that week.

 

[tim123]

No you are not.

The deal will be :-

1) A payment for offering the service of agreeing to remain contactable, sober, able to connect to coporate network and willing to resolve issues with a major production environment should it go tits-up outside of my currently contracted office hours.

In other words, sort of a retainer for restricting what I can and cannot do during my own personal time

So I did understand right. I don't give a toss about the commercial mumbo-jumbo, I'm talking about what *you* actually have to *do* for the money.

Tell me, why should the payment that you receive for the above, be more than you would receive for actually sitting at the client's site whilst: "remaining contactable, sober, able to connect to coporate network and willing to resolve issues with a major production environment should it go tits-up"?

Sorry, but I think you are over stating the 'on call' availabity charge by a factor of 5 or more. And I'm suprised that anyone would even consider paying it.

Just my 2p. Good luck with your plan.

tim

 

[eternalnomad]

So I did understand right. I don't give a toss about the commercial mumbo-jumbo, I'm talking about what *you* actually have to *do* for the money.

Tell me, why should the payment that you receive for the above, be more than you would receive for actually sitting at the client's site whilst: "remaining contactable, sober, able to connect to coporate network and willing to resolve issues with a major production environment should it go tits-up"?

Sorry, but I think you are over stating the 'on call' availabity charge by a factor of 5 or more. And I'm suprised that anyone would even consider paying it.

Just my 2p. Good luck with your plan.

tim

tim I still dont think you understand - I am not paid my normal hour rate +25%just for sitting watching TV

My "bonus" for sitting and watching TV is

(my weekly rate + 25%) minus (my normal weekly rate ) divided by all the non-working hours in a 1 week period

example assuming I am on 2500 per week and work std 40 hours per week:-

((£2500 + 625) - (2500) ) / ((24*7) - 40)

625 / 128

= £4.88 per hour, which OK is not to be sniffed but it does mean alway remaining available to connect to system and sort out issues.

Would you be prepared to put your personal life on hold (evenings and weekends) and restrict where you can go and what you can do on an evening/weekend for £4.88 per hour ?

In addition to this, if i do get a call then I am paid my std. hourly rate + 25% for each hour actually working or part thereof.

 

[tim123]

tim I still dont think you understand - I am not paid my normal hour rate +25%just for sitting watching TV

My "bonus" for sitting and watching TV is

(my weekly rate + 25%) minus (my normal weekly rate ) divided by all the non-working hours in a 1 week period

example assuming I am on 2500 per week and work std 40 hours per week:-

((£2500 + 625) - (2500) ) / ((24*7) - 40)

625 / 128

= £4.88 per hour, which OK is not to be sniffed but it does mean alway remaining available to connect to system and sort out issues.

Would you be prepared to put your personal life on hold (evenings and weekends) and restrict where you can go and what you can do on an evening/weekend for £4.88 per hour ?

In addition to this, if i do get a call then I am paid my std. hourly rate + 25% for each hour actually working or part thereof.

OK You are right, I misread that you said weekly rate.

I don't see that whether I would compromise my personal life for 4 pounds an hour or not is the right question. The question that you first have to answer is whould you, or anyone, be prepared to compromise 100% of their personal life at all? I suspect that most people would say no. That is why 24/7 support is provided by a rota of n people where n does not equal 1.

Fortunately, I don't do a job that requires 24/7 support, but I know some who do, and they don't get anything like 4.00 ph for it, often the payment is no more than "keeping their job" (obviously they do get paid extra for the 'on call' time).

tim