******* children!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Massive presentation in the morning. Had four hours to finish. Missus gone out!

******* kids one after the other up screaming!

Is there a particular length of time you can apply a pillow over a face without it being fatal?

 

[stek]

Massive presentation in the morning. Had four hours to finish. Missus gone out!

******* kids one after the other up screaming!

Is there a particular length of time you can apply a pillow over a face without it being fatal?

Get them in the living room, bit of toast each, any old crap on telly, Corries are good, sleep in five mins. Easy.

After making sure they're fully zonked out, carry them up to their beds, they won't even remember in the morning, Mrs MF will never know, crack open another Special Brew and enjoy the peace.

Trust me...

 

[doodab]

They are trying it on. The important thing is to remember that you modulate the emotional tone, if you get upset you will only escalate the situation. Listen to them, give them what they want, and put them back into bed.

 

[cailin maith]

Massive presentation in the morning. Had four hours to finish. Missus gone out!

******* kids one after the other up screaming!

Is there a particular length of time you can apply a pillow over a face without it being fatal?

Sound proof the cupboard under the stairs and chuck them in there with duvets and pillows and maybe some food.

 

[Old Greg]

They are trying it on. The important thing is to remember that you modulate the emotional tone, if you get upset you will only escalate the situation. Listen to them, give them what they want, and put them back into bed.

With the quantity of cocaine in his system?

 

[ThomasSoerensen]

Massive presentation in the morning. Had four hours to finish. Missus gone out!

******* kids one after the other up screaming!

Is there a particular length of time you can apply a pillow over a face without it being fatal?

15 minutes - just to be sure. I am sure you won't die from exhaustion from that.

 

[SimonMac]

Sound proof the cupboard under the stairs and chuck them in there with duvets and pillows and maybe some food.

Ah the Fritzel method of parenting!

 

[MarillionFan]

The wife eventually came home from whatever evening drinks do she was at to find me in the office and the youngest one screaming his head off in his room.

'How long has he been crying?'
'About an hour and a half' I replied
'You've left him his room for an hour and half crying!!!!'
'Of course not, ten minutes or so, he's been down with me for an hour. I've been asking people on an internet forum the best way to smother him'

She scowled at me and gave him some Calpol and put him to bed.

So thanks for nothing CUK. The answer was Calpol!

 

[Mich the Tester]

I'm guessing what word is hidden behind the *s and must inform you that it is illegal and immoral. You are a very naughty boy.

 

[MaryPoppins]

The answer was Calpol!

It always is.