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Originally posted by AtW View PostThat's a pretty stupid jokeComment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostNo, it's a line from a very funny film...Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYes, I've seen it many times - it's ok film, but that line is certainly not the best joke out of it ...
try this Russki joke
A little boy found a machine gun —Now the village population is none.
that'll have him rolling on the floor that will
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's British humour - you wouldnt get it.
try this Russki joke
A little boy found a machine gun —Now the village population is none.
that'll have him rolling on the floor that will
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThe KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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