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2 degrees is quite a lot when you're in single-digits.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Wandsworth is a big place, you moron.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
I live in a street where there's a waiting list of cash buyers ready to pounce.Hard Brexit now!
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Don't they get in the way when and your City chums want to pop out for a kebab?Originally posted by sasguru View PostWandsworth is a big place, you moron.
I live in a street where there's a waiting list of cash buyers ready to pounce.Comment
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I PM´d him a few months back, he eventually replied to say he was cutting back his postings-interaction with CUK as he reckoned it had cost him a contract a while back.
He still logs in as a russian squirrel lover regularly though.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Presumably a street popular with criminals then.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI live in a street where there's a waiting list of cash buyers ready to pounce.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The sea temperature needs to be above about 21 degrees, unless you're covered in a layer of lard. I know someone who swims the channel and can swim in 6 degree C water, but he's almost as wide as he is tall.Originally posted by d000hg View Post2 degrees is quite a lot when you're in single-digits.Comment
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In the NE, most beach-goers do indeed have a coating of lard.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by d000hg View PostIn the NE, most of the populace have a coating of lard.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Actually I've found the women to be mostly slim and very beautiful here*Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostFTFY
*Compared to Swindon women.Comment
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