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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNow, which one of you said I was a strangely humourless wank?

Er, I'm sure I've said that in the past. If not I don't know why I'd have missed the opportunity. Can I goad you with a stick now? -
You're going nowhere son.Originally posted by realityhack View PostEr, I'm sure I've said that in the past. If not I don't know why I'd have missed the opportunity. Can I goad you with a stick now?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm just goading DP with a stick - there's no harm in that. Here, try it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're going nowhere son.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm just goading DP with a stick - there's no harm in that. Here, try it.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Not if they look like Stavros Flatley.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAren't women attracted to powerful men?
Here I am CUK ladies, come and get me!
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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