Dear stalker....

[OwlHoot]

Hi P.

Just to say, do you not know that I can trace when you search for me in forums? ..

How on Earth can you do that?

The only way I can imagine is if your forename was, say, Gervaise, and typing that into Google pops up your rare surname, say, Sticklegruber.

But you still wouldn't know who had been stalking you, and it might just be some prospective client/employer.

[shaunbhoy]

Shirley???

[MaryPoppins]

Could be an ex, seems more than just on this forum

I thought that, you mean general stalkerdom rather than CUK stalkerdom?

[Cliphead]

I thought that, you mean general stalkerdom rather than CUK stalkerdom?

Yeah, reading between the lines I think the problem isn't restricted to here.

[PRC1964]

I never dun nuffink. onest.

Hey punk, you're not the only P in town.

That said, I have an alibi. I was shacked up with Mrs Gadgetman while it all kicked off.