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Mustapha wasn't sure that the annual paint ball and team building exercise would be any good. But management were bound to have noticed that last shot!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Doodab started to regret taking a gig up north shortly after passing J8 on the M1.Last edited by doodab; 22 March 2011, 06:44.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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The IRA have achieved remarkable results since outsourcing their bombing campaigns.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostDoodab started to regret taking a gig up north shortly after passing J8 on the M1.



Brick lane, never again.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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