First hit, my website. Second and third are my Linkedin (inlcuding a German one) and then the next 3 pages are just me followed by the next 10, mainly me. Blimey...(mind you I have been on t'Internet since around '88 including EARN and BITNET where a lot of the stuff comes from.)
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Out of interest I did my maiden name & came up with: Extreme knitting, basket makers, Church Textiles & a jeweller, thank god I got marriedGrowing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostOut of interest I did my maiden name & came up with: Extreme knitting, basket makers, Church Textiles & a jeweller, thank god I got married
Sounds violentPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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There are loads of me. Quite a few of them are dead.
Even if I narrow it down with extra terms I barely make the front page.
Perhaps I should change my name to something unusual.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'm a goalkeeper apparently, who played for Motherwell, Rangers and Scotland.
Strangely enough, I also found a page which IS about me, but I use a 'stage name' for that particular activity and can't work out why it comes up in a search for my real name
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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FrottageKing?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI'm a goalkeeper apparently, who played for Motherwell, Rangers and Scotland.
Strangely enough, I also found a page which IS about me, but I use a 'stage name' for that particular activity and can't work out why it comes up in a search for my real name
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I always knew you had it in you. So to speak.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm a german pornstar.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFrottageKing?
Well, Frottage Prince actually, but you were close.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Maybe you're next.Originally posted by doodab View PostThere are loads of me. Quite a few of them are dead.Comment
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