Rogue's Gallery?

[Mordac]

Hmm, guessing that's you with Ray Parlour's dad in a pub somewhere, probably in Essex. What little hair remains shows traces of ginger, so I'm guessing there's some repressed homosexuality as a result of repeated falure with women. There's a hint of chubiness, hinting at high blood pressure. You're a Sp*rs fan, so you had a fairly sh*t 1990's (with the exception of Nayim from the halfway line, which was voted on a THFC fan site as the greatest moment of the decade - a decade in which you actually won 2 trophies ffs). The shirt is UEFA cup final 1984. In short, unless you've gone retro, you're now a seventy-something fat, bald, ex ginger bloke with nothing to live for, and therefore you're most likely already dead.
Oh, and if you'd like to know what a League title celebration at WHL looks like, drop me a line and I'll send you some of my photos. A word of warning, they'll be in colour.

 

[MarillionFan]

Suity. What is it about returning posters who think you're some sort of retard????

 

[suityou01]

Hmm, guessing that's you with Ray Parlour's dad in a pub somewhere,

My mates house.

probably in Essex.

I can clearly see you have done your homework. How can I possibly protest? Except that I live in Luton, and so does my mate.

What little hair remains shows traces of ginger

According to Brian Cox this means I was made of iron by a nearby Red Giant, so watch your step, ok?

so I'm guessing there's some repressed homosexuality as a result of repeated falure with women.

Married with 3 kids - SY03, SY04, SY05. Most CUKers are on the point of with hearing about them. However in your case I can always regail, considering your research is poor and most comments largely lacking in evidence. I assume this kick up the arse will raise your game and a decent trolling post will ensue. At least I vaguely hope so otherwise my only entertainment will be real work and that would be sad.

There's a hint of chubiness, hinting at high blood pressure.

All chubbers have high blood pressure eh? Mine is fine and I had extensive bloodwork done after an illness at the end of last year. The doctors conclusion was that I could easily kick your arse. PM me for details.

You're a Sp*rs fan

Not completely labotimised then, well done you.

so you had a fairly sh*t 1990's

Can't remember was mostly stoned.

(with the exception of Nayim from the halfway line, which was voted on a THFC fan site as the greatest moment of the decade - a decade in which you actually won 2 trophies ffs).

See above.

The shirt is UEFA cup final 1984.

Well Columbo you continue to impress.

In short, unless you've gone retro, you're now a seventy-something fat, bald, ex ginger bloke with nothing to live for, and therefore you're most likely already dead.

Actually 6'3'' chubby lump that still plays football to a reasonably high standard, is about to embark on a London to Brighton cycle ride and is fully capable of sending you home with your arse in a sling (PM me for details)

Oh, and if you'd like to know what a League title celebration at WHL looks like, drop me a line and I'll send you some of my photos. A word of warning, they'll be in colour.

The only good point you made. Well done.
If we win the champions league I fully expect you to present yourself for a kick in the proverbials.

Now, fook off before I get serious you pathetic sockie.

 

[minestrone]

Why is your mate staring at your forehead?

He has that look I have when I look at a hard boiled egg in the morning.

 

[suityou01]

Why is your mate staring at your forehead?

He has that look I have when I look at a hard boiled egg in the morning.

I believe knowing the chap rather well that is his "what the fook are you drivelling on about?" expression. Yes folks I also talk blx IRL.

HTH

 

[MaryPoppins]

I believe knowing the chap rather well that is his "what the fook are you drivelling on about?" expression. Yes folks I also talk blx IRL.

HTH

So that actually is you?

I wonder who will post their pic next.

 

[PAH]

I wonder who will post their pic next.

Not convinced it's a good idea blowing our cover. Just like the idiots on Facebook who slag off their bosses or post pics of themselves pissed up and puking up flashing their bits on a night out when they're supposed to be straight-laced citizens.

Not that I'm calling anyone on here to has 'outed' themselves as an idiot. Just brave. Braver than me that's for sure.

Paranoid angle: Maybe all these recent posts asking to photos, real names, etc are from some government infiltrators drawing up a list for possible tax inspection. You'll never take me with a life Hector.

 

[DimPrawn]

I've seen these two before! Yeah I know!

I've seen these two before! Yeah I know!

 

[MaryPoppins]

Not convinced it's a good idea blowing our cover. Just like the idiots on Facebook who slag off their bosses or post pics of themselves pissed up and puking up flashing their bits on a night out when they're supposed to be straight-laced citizens.

Not that I'm calling anyone on here to has 'outed' themselves as an idiot. Just brave. Braver than me that's for sure.

Paranoid angle: Maybe all these recent posts asking to photos, real names, etc are from some government infiltrators drawing up a list for possible tax inspection. You'll never take me with a life Hector.

WHS

 

[MarillionFan]

So that actually is you?

I wonder who will post their pic next.

Nah. It can't be Suity. Suity has said he's only 32 or so and that weirdy beardy fella looks well into his mid/late forties.