Yet another Agent email

[DaveB]

One just arrived with this at the bottom.

Your CV has matched certain key word search criteria for the above role. Please accept my apologies if this email / job description is not of interest – the key word search is not infallible. If you feel you know someone who would be more suited to the vacancy then please take the time to forward this email on or provide me with their contact details – your help is much appreciated.

Fecking useless

I can only assume that they class words such as "the", "and", "or" etc as key words as they are the only ones that match in my CV.

If anyone is interested in a permie PM role for OSS software in a Telco PM me and I'll forward it to you.

[thunderlizard]

the key word search is not infallible

In fact, it probably is. I bet it always returns the required matches for whatever clutching-at-straws junk was typed into it.

[DaveB]

Another corker and a candidate to be first up against the wall when the revolution comes

My Client is an innovative thought leader in Strategy Consultancy,

[Board Game Geek]

My Client is an innovative thought leader in Strategy Consultancy

means

They employ clueless grads fresh out of Uni, charge you £800 a day for them (whilst paying them £200 a day and expecting them to work 18 hour days and still attend evenings out with their team mates every weekend), and then you'll get a pretty report with lots of graphs and big words, saying how clever you were to employ them.