Really big TV

[d000hg]

But that's not a vulgar display of wealth, it's not going to impress anyone.

It's not like he has any friends to invite round to impress.

[DimPrawn]

It's not like he has any friends to invite round to impress.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIyk...00x498+mcs.jpg

[PAH]

The proper contractor's answer is to pop down your local cinema having block booked all the seats in the director's lounge whenever you want to watch a film.

[TimberWolf]

Get one of these and you need never buy a big screen TV ever again:

[OwlHoot]

Get one of these and you need never buy a big screen TV ever again:

On FBI stakeouts they use a giant telephoto lens not much smaller than that.

Costs about £60,000, but I forget the model name. (Got a link on my PC at home if anyone is interested.)

[Mich the Tester]

The proper contractor's answer is to pop down your local cinema having block booked all the seats in the director's lounge whenever you want to watch a film.

No! The proper contractor's answer is to hire the full female cast of your favourite pron film to give a live show in your living room.