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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
    Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.
    Can I rub your hair?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
      Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.
      Yeah, and then heat the balloon to make sure it sticks (or rub it in your hair again).

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        #13
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Yeah, and then heat the balloon to make sure it sticks (or rub it in your hair again).
        Oi! You can get rid of that avatar as well.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Can I rub your hair?
          £600 p/d + VAT
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            £600 p/d + VAT
            If you saw me, you'd soon put that rate up.

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