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Evidence clearly shows that you started this sirPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Ah them were the days...Originally posted by stek View PostI knew a girl who was a reputed bean-flicker, she preferred it up the tradesmens and did the flicking at the same time.
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I can't ignore this. All girls are bean flickers - you're either a winker or a liar in my book. Unless you're classifying a bean flicker as a lesbian.Originally posted by stek View PostI knew a girl who was a reputed bean-flicker, she preferred it up the tradesmens and did the flicking at the same time.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Grow a bit of stubble and then use your tongue
Works everytime you're feeling lazy and want to go back to watching telly quicklyDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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WSS!!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI can't ignore this. All girls are bean flickers - you're either a winker or a liar in my book. Unless you're classifying a bean flicker as a lesbian.
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I thought from the title that EO was organising a competition for the CUK ladies.
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Tiddlywinks? Sounds like it's a boys' game.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI thought from the title that EO was organising a competition for the CUK ladies.
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We now have the definitive answer.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI can't ignore this. All girls are bean flickers - you're either a winker or a liar in my book. Unless you're classifying a bean flicker as a lesbian.
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I can't imagine the classy CUK lady posters subscribing to being "bean flickers" though.
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I don't think there is any of thoseOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI can't imagine the classy CUK lady posters subscribing to being "bean flickers" though.
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