Sponsored Diet

[MarillionFan]

I need to lose a little weight. Probably about 24-36lbs. Been piling it on for a while.

One of the main reasons has been too much wine in the evening. It's obviously fattening.

So for a well known obesity charity I would like CUK posters to sponsor me to lose 3 stone.

Now I figure if I stop drinking wine and move to whisky that should drop me about 12lbs in the next 3 months. So thats like 26 bottles at £20 (has to be malt)

Plus I need a gym membership. There's a good one up the road, Spa, massage etc. The missus will need to be part so thats £1000

And then I need to hire a cook for 3 months to help out. Let's call that £15000

So basically I need to raise about £17k to be able to undertake this event. Anything after that will go to the charity.

Who's first to pledge?

[MaryPoppins]

You can give me a tenner for the signature first

[ThomasSoerensen]

Have a Kitkat.

[d000hg]

So for a well known obesity charity

Well-known to you, fatty.

[MarillionFan]

Actually I wrote this thread while eating a timeout bar.

[MaryPoppins]

Well-known to you, fatty.

Why-the-hyphen,-chubs?

[Clippy]

I need to lose a little weight. Probably about 24-36lbs. Been piling it on for a while.

One of the main reasons has been too much wine in the evening. It's obviously fattening.

So for a well known obesity charity I would like CUK posters to sponsor me to lose 3 stone.

Now I figure if I stop drinking wine and move to whisky that should drop me about 12lbs in the next 3 months. So thats like 26 bottles at £20 (has to be malt)

Plus I need a gym membership. There's a good one up the road, Spa, massage etc. The missus will need to be part so thats £1000

And then I need to hire a cook for 3 months to help out. Let's call that £15000

So basically I need to raise about £17k to be able to undertake this event. Anything after that will go to the charity.

Who's first to pledge?

There you go humpty dumpty.

[thunderlizard]

Are you planning another walk to the North Pole? That would be a good way to slim down. It would also be a good incentive to slim down, to make you less likely to fall through the ice.

[shaunbhoy]

Who's first to pledge?

Just PM me all your bank details, sort code account number etc. and I will wire the money straight over

yours kindly

Rastus Odinga-Odinga

Nigerian Consulate

Lagos 666

[d000hg]

Why-the-hyphen,-chubs?

Let me google that for you

It's just common English, what's the confusion?