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    I am black

    Just been up the chimney.

    You just can't get the staff nowadays.

    #2
    are you oppressed?

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      #3
      A bit compressed but not oppressed.

      Thanks for asking.

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        #4
        Trajectory, I had a dream about you over the weekend :rolleyes Sad, but true.

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          #5
          >Just been up the chimney.
          >You just can't get the staff nowadays.

          I am not surprised if that's what you do to them.

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            #6
            WageSlave - you can tell me.

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              #7
              are you oppressed?
              Im not really a monty python fan but one of the best scenes ever was the one from "The Life of Brian" when they are sitting outside the temple mount and a Roman soldier asks one of the Jews how his day is going. To which he replied "Dont you oppress me!" :rollin

              Actually...one of my fav managers was a monty python fan and I always used that line on him when he wanted me to do some work :rollin

              Mailman

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                #8
                WageSlave - you can tell me.
                Traj, that's right; I had a dream over the weekend with you in it.
                In the dream I was at my client's office and had a meeting in a tiny room, like a boiler cupboard. Sitting around a small table in the room was a young lady in a suit and a French gentleman of mature years (white hair and tanned skin, looked a bit like Paulo Coelho).

                During the meeting the French man told me that he was you (Trajectory). He then went on to complain about the client, giving examples of how incompetent they were.

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                  #9
                  wage,

                  This dream can only mean one thing - you ate too much strong cheese before going to bed.

                  Stay off the Roquefort and Reblochon and you should be OK.

                  (Was the young lady up to much? )

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                    #10
                    Was the young lady up to much?
                    Yes, she was attractive with dark blonde hair

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