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[MaryPoppins]

Surely this has to be a CUKer:

Britain gets its own Kick Ass: Banker turns into superhero The Statesman at night to fight crime | Mail Online

[DaveB]

Surely this has to be a CUKer:

Britain gets its own Sad Ass: Wanker turns into superhero The Statesman at night to fight crime | Mail Online

Could be any one of the usual suspects

[cailin maith]

He's a bit porky for a superhero.

[GreenLabel]

He's a bit porky for a superhero.

I was thinking the same thing. He can't be too concerned about his identity, either, given the crapiness of that disguise.

[DaveB]

He's a bit porky for a superhero.

Balding, overweight banker with silly facial hair. No-one will ever guess his real identity!

[DaveB]

To keep attention off them, they hide their costumes under dark overcoats and burst out when their help is required.

Honestly officer, I'm a super hero, I just forgot to put my trousers on before I came out!

[sasguru]

Balding, overweight ****** with silly facial hair. No-one will ever guess his real identity!

Good grief! It's ATW!

[DimPrawn]

Good grief! It's ATW!

They said "Banker", get your ears syringed.

[sasguru]

They said "Banker", get your ears syringed.

Its part of his disguise.
Who does he hate most? Bankers.
So it stands to reason he'd pretend to be a banker so as not to be recognised.