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    #31
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Like the one I met last week, 49 texts in an hour and that was just the start. Luckily the 'spare' phone.
    RUN, RUN and don't look back!!!
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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      #32
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Like the one I met last week, 49 texts in an hour and that was just the start. Luckily the 'spare' phone.
      Perhaps she had Parkinsons? tap tap tttttt tap ttap tttttap bugger tttap tttap tap ttttapppp ttaapp bugger
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #33
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        RUN, RUN and don't look back!!!
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Perhaps she had Parkinsons? tap tap tttttt tap ttap tttttap bugger tttap tttap tap ttttapppp ttaapp bugger
        Whatever it was it wasn't Parkinson's

        Long gone.
        Me, me, me...

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          #34
          Originally posted by riiiiiich View Post
          All I know is that they have a breed of cow. Hope this helps

          I think it is the British equivalent of Bielefeld - people have heard of it, but no one has ever seen the place nor knows of anyone who has.
          There's actually a town called Herford near Bielefeld, has a decent beer actually (and quite a few British soldiers, much like Hereford)
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Whatever it was it wasn't Parkinson's

            Long gone.
            Look. It's a joke too far CH. I apologise.

            You know when I got you to sign up to UglyPersons.com - Only Ugly People ? It's not really a dating website.

            Sorry.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Look. It's a joke too far CH. I apologise.

              You know when I got you to sign up to UglyPersons.com - Only Ugly People ? It's not really a dating website.

              Sorry.
              I think I already did and it wasn't that one
              Me, me, me...

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Hello darling.

                I PM on Valentines day and lo and behold you appear in a big puff of......words :-)
                ha ha ha - yeah that was a bit wierd...I must have sensed your love vibes!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Perhaps she had Parkinsons? t
                  Useful for a handjob though innit?

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                    #39
                    I've never met anyone or known anyone who lives in Hereford.

                    And for that matter, where the **** is Rutland!

                    And Huntingdonshire?

                    Never 'eard of it mate!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      Right....Hereford....I need to rent a house there for 6 months, or somewhere commutable to it (was thinking possibly Cardiff).
                      Being there once - managed to get out in one piece, ffs, they ain't got no roads there - fooking narrow paths between hedges aka "certain death when driving at night" - I hope they make a nice motorwar right through it!

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