Hereford!

[Pogle]

Like the one I met last week, 49 texts in an hour and that was just the start. Luckily the 'spare' phone.

RUN, RUN and don't look back!!!

[MarillionFan]

Like the one I met last week, 49 texts in an hour and that was just the start. Luckily the 'spare' phone.

Perhaps she had Parkinsons? tap tap tttttt tap ttap tttttap bugger tttap tttap tap ttttapppp ttaapp bugger

[Cliphead]

RUN, RUN and don't look back!!!

Perhaps she had Parkinsons? tap tap tttttt tap ttap tttttap bugger tttap tttap tap ttttapppp ttaapp bugger

Whatever it was it wasn't Parkinson's

Long gone.

[darmstadt]

All I know is that they have a breed of cow. Hope this helps

I think it is the British equivalent of Bielefeld - people have heard of it, but no one has ever seen the place nor knows of anyone who has.

There's actually a town called Herford near Bielefeld, has a decent beer actually (and quite a few British soldiers, much like Hereford)

[MarillionFan]

Whatever it was it wasn't Parkinson's

Long gone.

Look. It's a joke too far CH. I apologise.

You know when I got you to sign up to UglyPersons.com - Only Ugly People ? It's not really a dating website.

Sorry.

[Cliphead]

Look. It's a joke too far CH. I apologise.

You know when I got you to sign up to UglyPersons.com - Only Ugly People ? It's not really a dating website.

Sorry.

I think I already did and it wasn't that one

[SallyAnne]

Hello darling.

I PM on Valentines day and lo and behold you appear in a big puff of......words :-)

ha ha ha - yeah that was a bit wierd...I must have sensed your love vibes!

[fckvwls]

Perhaps she had Parkinsons? t

Useful for a handjob though innit?

[DimPrawn]

I've never met anyone or known anyone who lives in Hereford.

And for that matter, where the **** is Rutland!

And Huntingdonshire?

Never 'eard of it mate!

[AtW]

Right....Hereford....I need to rent a house there for 6 months, or somewhere commutable to it (was thinking possibly Cardiff).

Being there once - managed to get out in one piece, ffs, they ain't got no roads there - fooking narrow paths between hedges aka "certain death when driving at night" - I hope they make a nice motorwar right through it!