It's always interesting

[Cliphead]

In that case I've met Maude out of Corrie from ages ago.

You can't leave me dangling like that, she's married I know it can never be unless I'm a bit on the side, which to be honest I could cope with. With Kate I mean, not Maude. Fuk me, no chance of that. She's in a wheelchair and probably dead now anyway and I'm definitely not into that.

I've met Rosie off Corrie too, if you wanna swap? She's from Bolton like me, quite short but she has endorsed our local chip shop so she does truly have a heart of Gold. It's on Halliwell Road just up from the Post Office, near the Crofters Pub..

Someday I'll write a book. I'm a fat ugly fcker these days but used to be a skinny ugly fcker, when you've got talent....

 

[MarillionFan]

Her brothers were there. And daddy could make or break yer career.

Who?

This Daddy?