I wonder if it was like every end-of-contract handover I've had to to.
I bet he's been pestering "the high command of the armed forces" for the past fortnight, saying they could really do with scheduling a handover session, only to be given the brush-off.
Now, at half three on the Friday afternoon, Mubarak's just come back from drinks with the team, and is ready to hand in his pass and hit the road. But he's beseiged by 101 questions from "the high command of the armed forces", complaining that they've received Mubarak's 150-page handover document, can't understand a word of it, and can they have his phone number in case they have any questions about it next week?