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or a 1st Division WAG.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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What a gaudy tuliphole. Is it Andy Carroll's old place?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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And I'll bet they only paid for a £50 "head 'n' shoulders" survey.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The world has truly, really gone stark raving mad if anyone pays a million for that.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.Comment
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I like the back garden the best. Nothing beats opening the patio doors on your million pound mansion and seeing the back fence seven feet away.
Still, property only goes up, so a clever investment to whoever parts with 1.1 million on that one. And it's within 350 miles commuting distance of that there London.Comment
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s'ppose I overlooked that.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI like the back garden the best. Nothing beats opening the patio doors on your million pound mansion and seeing the back fence seven feet away.
Still, property only goes up, so a clever investment to whoever parts with 1.1 million on that one. And it's within 350 miles commuting distance of that there London.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.Comment
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