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Panic attacks from boozing
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Only on the internet would you find two blokes having a fight about punctuation.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBoys will be boys.
Not going to happen in a pub. 'Oi mate you spilt my comma!'What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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...and don't you know a gnat doesn't even have a chuff? Idiot.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOnly on the internet would you find two blokes having a fight about punctuation.
Not going to happen in a pub. 'Oi mate you spilt my comma!'
(I want in on this CUK arguing)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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oh yes they do.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post...and don't you know a gnat doesn't even have a chuff? Idiot.
(I want in on this CUK arguing)(\__/)
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Ahem.Originally posted by minestrone View PostPart of education is to have mistakes pointed out and as you have clearly pointed out a mistake in my post can you just point out what that mistake was, for the jury.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1273824
When you're ready, Mr Soupie Honours Engineering Bachelor Degree Man.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Feck, it is the "I do not have a degree CUK tag team"Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAhem.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1273824
When you're ready, Mr Soupie Honours Engineering Bachelor Degree Man.Comment
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Well what did you expect. Now the playing field has never been so level.Originally posted by minestrone View PostFeck, it is the "I do not have a degree CUK tag team"
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Do you want a plaster for that bullet hole in your foot?Originally posted by minestrone View PostFeck, it is the "I do not have a degree CUK tag team"
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Are you sure you're a genuine Strine?Originally posted by aussielong View PostI suppose its time to hang up your boots when the day after boozing you have minor panic attacks, sweats, confusion, feelings of guilt, anxiety and heart palpitations?
I think I'm going to cut it out all together - which is something I feel sad about. I've had some great fun when liquored up.
They didn't chuck you out for being a poofter, did they?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Most Australian gays are in Sydney.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAre you sure you're a genuine Strine?
They didn't chuck you out for being a poofter, did they?

Whether Sydney gave his consent for that is another question altogether.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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