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Heresy By Thought
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What a coincidence, an area of rain forest the size of Wales is lost every day.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Penis envy, just get over it love!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBy the unPC brigade, do you mean people who think that Richard Keys and Andy Gray were a pair of cocks?Comment
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If we could somehow shrink Wales...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat a coincidence, an area of rain forest the size of Wales is lost every day.Coffee's for closersComment
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What silly arse keeps sticking it back on?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostYes - an iceberg the size of Wales breaks off Antarctica every day.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I very much doubt it.Originally posted by moorfield View PostJust wondering, are we still allowed to use the terms "Bob" and "Missus" on here, or are they imminently to be banned ?
Admin has just renewed his membership to the BNP for another year and he's going to be organizing Churchill's stag do to the strip joints of Prague.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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