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Yes. Can you make your handwringing apology in the morning for posting tulipe on here while blotto even more cringeworthy please. Makes I larf.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Looking forward to hearing from you in the morning.
Sincerely
SY01
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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the Germans treated sea lion as a river crossing operation. they did not defeat the raf in the battle of britain. autumn was coming. the east was beckoning. sea lion was doomed.Originally posted by AtW View PostDefend yourself as operation Sea Lion is about to commence in 15 mins...
i will meet you on the beaches.
NEXT
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Yes.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Tomorrow is to be a resurrected Poetry Friday.
Be prepared.
[dyb dyb dyb.]My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Good, keep waiting - all this was just false preparation to give USSR false sense of security, will meet you after Barbarossa in Nürnberg ...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posti will meet you on the beaches.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostGood, keep waiting - all this was just false preparation to give USSR false sense of security, will meet you after Barbarossa in Nürnberg ...
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Any Chas 'n' Dave?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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me ollldd piannnnaOriginally posted by cojak View PostAny Chas 'n' Dave?
. how are you kissy lips ?
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Fine fuzzyfaceOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postme ollldd piannnna
. how are you kissy lips ?


Rabbitrabbitrabbit..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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