Thought I'd cheer myself up with a soundy likey thread. Sorry.
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Are you suffering from celery envy now.
Don't worry I'm certain the missus doesn't mind that your celery is average.
Bet she's asking Big Dave what his celery is like right now!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre you suffering from celery envy now.
Don't worry I'm certain the missus doesn't mind that your celery is average.
Bet she's asking Big Dave what his celery is like right now!!Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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But is it a mean celery?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBut is it a mean celery?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOooh yes baby. Very mad. At you big boy.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOK, lettuce at it.(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOK, lettuce at it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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