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Just tell it how it is.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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My approach would be to ensure I drop the offender in it but without looking like I'm trying too hard to do so.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm sure there's a clever way of handling this so that I get something out of it.
Sneaky and calculating like, while maintaining a dignified frontage. That will be on my gravestone.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yeah I thought that. Just stick to the facts, remain calm, don't aportion blame. Feign surprise and with a slighly disappointed tone.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMy approach would be to ensure I drop the offender in it but without looking like I'm trying too hard to do so.
Sneaky and calculating like, while maintaining a dignified frontage. That will be on my gravestone.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Make sure you have the casual conversation with the (senior) person who is sure to idly gossip with others as to what's happened. Get this idiot's mistake known about on a wide scale, along with your apparent disinterest, without having to do the dirty work yourself.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYeah I thought that. Just stick to the facts, remain calm, don't aportion blame. Feign surprise and with a slighly disappointed tone.
Act like, yeah it's OK, I'm so laid back and uber professional I don't mind the constant and soul destroying incompetance that plagues my working life from you tosspots.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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New sig potential there.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMake sure you have the casual conversation with the (senior) person who is sure to idly gossip with others as to what's happened. Get this idiot's mistake known about on a wide scale, along with your apparent disinterest, without having to do the dirty work yourself.
Act like, yeah it's OK, I'm so laid back and uber professional I don't mind the constant and soul destroying incompetance that plagues my working life from you tosspots.
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Which is what? Send them an unnecessarily large image file?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou could always do the honourable thing."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Freamon View PostWhich is what? Send them an unnecessarily large image file?
Upgrade to broadband Grandad.
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It's a failure of communication. Whoever added the requirement should have passed on the change so that the func spec, tech spec etc could have been updated. Proper requirements management tools and processes will take care of this.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOptions please? Gun-toting killing spree is already on the list
1. Calmly and discreetly show them the audit trail that demonstrates the requirement was added after the func spec was agreed. Don't gloat about it or get upset, or seek to harm whoever did it. This shows them you're not to blame.
2. Offer to implement the requirement, if at all possible, even if it means the module is added after go-live. This shows willing and a team working mentality. If this means they have to extend you, they only have themselves to blame.
3. Point out that the requirements management process is broken. Two parts to this:
a) There may have been other requirements added which haven't made it into the code. This needs checking.
b) A proper process needs to be put in place for the next project. Suggest they extend your contract a few weeks so you can get this in place."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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I find the whole situation ubelievable. you mean you actually had a spec and doc control ????
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here, I get bargepoled and I dont even know if its my fault , the best instruction I ever had were so long ago they were on the back of a penny black
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