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If you are interested the domain furniturescene.com is available, so how about calling the shop Furniture Scene?Comment
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Sounds like a particularly crap 70's clothes shop."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Have the shop sign done in this syle.Originally posted by DaveB View PostSounds like a particularly crap 70's clothes shop.
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"LesboButtSuck"? That sounds more like a rug outlet. Or possibly carpet cleaning.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf it's hits you want, try 'LesboButtSuck furniture'My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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BTW. Your leather chaps are in, but I'm still waiting for your handcarved Thai butt plug, the carver tells me that they are struggling to find a piece of wood big enough. Sorry.Originally posted by sasguru View PostCall it Buttock Fetish.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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FFS Can't deliver your orders, eh?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Your leather chaps are in, but I'm still waiting for your handcarved Thai butt plug, the carver tells me that they are struggling to find a piece of wood big enough. Sorry.
Forget it. I'll go to Butt Plugs R Us.Hard Brexit now!
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How about "Tat for Tits"??
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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