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Closing down

Sorry to hear another endeavour failed MF. You show great strength in continuing to be positive despite all the evidence to the contrary.
 
Sorry to hear another endeavour failed MF. You show great strength in continuing to be positive despite all the evidence to the contrary.

It hasn't overly failed. I just can't be bothered any more. 7 year itch.

Anyway my new business will be up and running
in about six months.

I'm opening a recruitment agency.:smokin
 
Any IBM pSeries?

Laser printer would be nice - my HP LJ4 refuses to work on network now and the Epson do-everything wireless scanner copier printer costs too much in ink - kids and Justin Fukin' Bieber....

Inflatable dolls - Kylie M triple orifice model would be nice...
 
Have you offered a generous redundancy package that includes relocation to your hard working staff? :eyes
 
The signs are in the window and I've got 8 weeks to clear 30k worth of stock.:frown

Only 8 more weeks as a retailer.:frown

Roll up. Roll up. All must go.:(

Be careful with dilaperdations and reinstatement requirements.
Don't leave it til the last week. It could cost you.
 
Be careful with dilaperdations and reinstatement requirements.
Don't leave it til the last week. It could cost you.

Very good point. Which is why I've bought the 'closing down' forward by a month.

As it happens the words appearing in A3 letters 'C L O S I N G D O W N S A L E' brings out the
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.

Been struggling to recover money. I only dropped 10% off the price but with the words above. 3 x target for the day!

You can understand why some companies have a 'Closing Down Sale' all year.:eyes
 

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