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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not the tasty breakfast cereal, the salutation...
Actually is it called a salutation, is that not just for hello's rather than good byes? God, my old English Language teacher would kill me for not knowing that
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Salutation: Dear Bazza,
Closing: Yours Sincerely,
Salutation: Hi Dear!
Closing: Cheerio!
Edit: Or do I mean "valediction"?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Ah - Thanks very muchOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostSalutation: Dear Bazza,
Closing: Yours Sincerely,
Salutation: Hi Dear!
Closing: Cheerio!
Edit: Or do I mean "valediction"?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhy would I ask google when I have a forum full of geeks at my disposal?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhy would I ask google when I have a forum full of geeks at my disposal?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You might - just might - get a sensible answer from Google?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhy would I ask google when I have a forum full of geeks at my disposal?
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Maybe, but it won't be peer-reviewed by intelligent anal compulsive-obsessives like an answer on here will.Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou might - just might - get a sensible answer from Google?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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