Lucky me....

[suityou01]

The top of that Pot Noodle image went all vibraty when I looked at it.

OMFG. Back in 5.

[Zippy]

OMFG. Back in 5.

Make it 7 and enjoy that ciggie.

[EternalOptimist]

girls can be sooo cruel.


we are like putty in their hands

[d000hg]

girls can be sooo cruel.


we are like putty in their hands

Hence the truncheon medicine.

[MaryPoppins]

Just arrived in my email....

"Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl
Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!"

Along with a link to a website.

Wilmslow, want me to PM it to you?

She sounds sweet, I like her 'cheerio!'

[cailin maith]

She sounds sweet, I like her 'cheerio!'

Me too, if I was after a bit of girlie action, the cheerio would have sealed the deal for me.

[RichardCranium]

Me too, if I was after a bit of girlie action, the cheerio would have sealed the deal for me.

One of these, eh?

[RichardCranium]

Me too, if I was after a bit of girlie action, the cheerio would have sealed the deal for me.

Oh, Bazza. How could you?

[RichardCranium]

Is this the Russian bint?

[EternalOptimist]

Me too, if I was after a bit of girlie action, the cheerio would have sealed the deal for me.

There must be something for guys as well. Something like, 'weeel, Im not gay, but as soon as those words left his lips, I just knew it was right'

maybe something like

'HEY Malc, get the talc. It's MY turn to be the flying Scotsman tonight'