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Move to Australia and keep trying until you get a girl...
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SY02 wants a girl. SY03/04/05 are all boys. What tried and tested methods are there to make sure that the next little cherub is of the female persuasion?
Discuss.
Perhaps if you shagged her instead of the milkman...
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Are you suggesting Suityou has been shagging the milkman???
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You may think that, but that's because you're a retard.
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Which reminds me. Thanks for the invite to be on your round table but I am busy that day oh mighty King of the Retards.
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