Earth shattering doom!!!

**cailin maith** · 11 January 2011, 20:31

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Alex and Jordan have split up!!!

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Calamity!

Been on the cards for ages.

I reckon she will be back with Pete before the year is out.

**TimberWolf** · 11 January 2011, 20:35

I don't know what people see in her.

**norrahe** · 11 January 2011, 20:38

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I don't know what people see in her.

Lots of silicone and fake tan I think

**MarillionFan** · 11 January 2011, 20:42

Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Lots of silicone and fake tan I think

Yes but that's enough about CM what about Jordan?

**Wodewick** · 11 January 2011, 20:43

Isn't it somewhat similar to the old Paul Daniels/Debbie McGee joke?

Exactly what was is that 1st attracted you to millionaire ~~Paul D~~ Jordan?

**MaryPoppins** · 11 January 2011, 20:44

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I don't know what people see in her.

She fascinates me. In a morbid sort of way. She's like a robot, devoid of any emotion and all sort of plasticky. I think she'd probably be like a piece of ply in bed, she's always so quick to chirp on about how she's proper durty.

**cailin maith** · 11 January 2011, 20:46

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Yes but that's enough about CM what about Jordan?

I don't wear fake tan, sunbeds or real sun for me

**MaryPoppins** · 11 January 2011, 20:49

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I don't wear fake tan, sunbeds or real sun for me

Massive fake boobs and lips though eh CM

**cailin maith** · 11 January 2011, 20:51

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Massive fake boobs and lips though eh CM

Earth shattering doom!!!