Originally posted by Ruprect
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FFS!!!!!!!
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My missus thinks that if the heating is on and it gets to the thermostat level then the heating is off because the boiler is not firing, so then she flicks the switch thinking she is turning it on when all she is doing is turning it off.
She keeps turning the heating off in the middle of the day.
"so darling... if we are in a car going down a hill at 21 miles an hour and we are not pressing the accelerator is the car on?"Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostMaybe you should get a new wife? Might be worth it in the long run...Comment
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostEh?
Is this just you not being able to spell?Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYou'll change your view during divorce proceedings...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou might change your tune if you ever move out of your mum and dad's place and have to pay your own energy bills.
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I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostPart of his 'winding up pendants' act."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostPart of his 'winding up pendants' act.
Hth
MFWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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