Internet dating...

[TimberWolf]

Take her on holiday.

[d000hg]

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

MarillionFan
Location: Hiding in your back garden

Is this a euphemism?

[MarillionFan]

MarillionFan
Location: Hiding in your back garden

Is this a euphemism?

No? Over sixteen.

[d000hg]

I think you probably have to be over 16 to have a back garden, unless you're an early developer.

[Platypus]

Well, still up for the rump while I find a replacement to make the dump. We had an argumentative phone call last night, so should be some pretty good rump when we meet up again

This doesn't sound like the old Wilmslow

[AtW]

This doesn't sound like the old Wilmslow

Well, login into his account (password is the usual) and make it sound proper then, ffs!