Christmas hasn't even started yet and I've already endured such a sustained period of heavy drinking that I need a body transplant.
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My head is fine, if a bit fuzzy. It's everything below that is crumbling. My stomach is eating itself, my digestion is reminiscent of a horror movie soundtrack, my liver has given up, my kidneys ache and I think I have gout.
I'm off for sunday lunch in a bit
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A pint or two of good ale will sort you out, a binge followed by complete abstinence will make you feel like tulip so let your body down gently.Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm off for sunday lunch in a bit
Of course you need to stop at some point!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I might have a bloody mary if they have them, other than that it will be diet coke or water.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Good manOriginally posted by doodab View Post
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Yes, the spare liver has certainly been put through its paces the last week. Although the part of my brain that was sensitive to hangovers has long gone, it's my guts that suffer the most, especially with homebrew. It sounds like a horde of fighting ferrets under my t-shirt this morning.
I say this morning, tulip, it's already the afternoon...ok, who activated the tachyon field?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Urrrrggggh, my Christmas drinking is writing cheques my body can't cashIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Oops.
I really must remember to not drink so much, and so fast, on an empty stomach and also remember drinking more beer instead of eating food is not a valid substitute.
But then, I have been failing to remember that for nearly 30 years so I don't suppose there's much likelihood I ever will.
And staying offline when pissed is another lesson I'll never learn. Hey ho.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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P*ssed already RC?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOops.
I really must remember to not drink so much, and so fast, on an empty stomach and also remember drinking more beer instead of eating food is not a valid substitute.
But then, I have been failing to remember that for nearly 30 years so I don't suppose there's much likelihood I ever will.
And staying offline when pissed is another lesson I'll never learn. Hey ho.
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